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Beauty Parade
Author(s):
Conrad Seiler
After rounding up the mothers of our beauty contestants, who have been backstage giving their daughters last-minute encouragement, a young Master of Ceremonies sends them to their seats. He explains to the audience the kind of contest he is staging for the Super Association for Supermarkets. In this contest both beauty and brains will be judged to select the Supermarket Queen. The five contestants, the Misses "Canned Corn," "Pretzels," "Prunes," "Skim Milk" and "Upside-down Cake," parade before the judges. Then to prove the girls have more than beauty, the M.C. quizzes them about such diverse matters as marriage, their ideal man, the political state of Europe and Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Etheleene Hudkins, "Miss Prunes", is crowned, the angry mothers of the losing contestants swarm the stage and send the M.C. and the judges fleeing every which way.
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Genre(s): | Comedy
Comedy
| Time Period(s): | Not Available | Play Type: | Play | Runtime: | Not Available | Acts: | Not Available | Set Complexity: | Not Available | Set Information: | Not Available | Year First Published: | Not Available | Total Characters: | 14 | Male Characters: | 10 | Female Characters: | 4 | Androgynous Characters: | Not Available | Minimum Cast: | Not Available | Maximum Cast: | Not Available | Cost: | FEE: $20 per performance. MS Royalty/cost information prone to change. Please check with the publisher for the most accurate information. | Publisher: | Dramatists Play Service Click on the publisher's name above for additional information, including updated prices. | ISBN: | Not Available |
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